Japanese Drama Programmer: Builds a Dating Website for Himself, Plays 30 Roles
by Super Neuro
Neon country has always had a lot of imagination, from animation to games to various prank variety shows, it always surprises us. Recently, such a magical programmer appeared in a program...
What’s amazing about him is that he created a unique dating website for himself.
A magical website
Yesterday, the front desk lady came over mysteriously and said that she saw a magical website on a Japanese variety show. The lady said that this website made her see the second-year mentality of a real science and engineering man.
Is it really funny? I opened the website half curious and half skeptical:
Lovers Detective.com | ねこポッポ官方サイト
According to Google Translate, this seems to be a dating website.
After searching, it seems to be a dating website similar to Baihe.com. The name can be understood as finding true love, but it seems to be on a small scale.
The style of the homepage is as follows:
The official website is full of cats. Clicking on the picture on the front page of those websites will trigger related pages of comics, peripheral T-shirts, and application software. It doesn’t look like a dating website, but more like a fan forum?
The webmaster thoughtfully designed an English website for people who don’t understand Japanese. Click here to enter the website introduction:
Welcome to SweetHeart.com. You can find all kinds of special people here: cat lovers, table tennis enthusiasts, people who like traveling, people who like games and web design. If you meet someone you like, please contact them on Facebook.
It sounds good. You can give it a try and try to find true love, or even just make a friend.
Why do all the male members look like the same person?
Now that you are here, just give it a try.
Wait, why can I only choose "I am a girl" and can only search for "boys", so male users can't register?
There are many options in the country column, but you can only choose "Japan", and the region is limited to Tokyo.
Is there a bug in the website? Or is this a trap?
Well, okay, since it cannot be modified, there must be some interesting places. After all, there should be high-quality boys on a dating website. I clicked on the search and the response was quite fast.
Several pages of information for registered members appeared, and the picture was accompanied by a brief introduction.
Hah, you can see what kind of people are using this site.
It's been 3 years since I confessed my feelings to a waitress at a cafe in Shibuya and was rejected. She looked like Pikachu. I like girls who look like Pikachu.
During lunch break, I often went to a cafe and showed her my own comics to try to attract her and understand my world.
I tried to pursue her. Then I confessed my love to her. But she rejected me. I was so nervous that I stuttered a little when I confessed: "I love you because you look like Pikachu!" Maybe I didn't express it well, maybe she thought I was scary.
What do you think of someone like me?
The first young man even wrote about his failed love story when he went on a blind date. How honest is he?
Also, girls who look like Pikachu...
Brother, do you think you look like Ash? Do you think Pikachu will like you?
This cat is called Hamachi. Is it cute? Is it cute? Very cute! Cute! Cute! I want to hug it. I'm sorry if loving it too much will make it smaller. But it's so cute! Cute! Big! Cute!
The second little brother, um, why is he also called Sho?
But since cats are so cute, I won’t complain about your boredom.
In the winter, I often cook in a pot at home. A kimuchi brand pot. If you go out with me, we each eat from a separate pot. What a strange view. Two pots on one table.
Why is this third brother also called Sho? Is this the street association website of Sho Village?
The truth is...
After browsing a few more, I suddenly felt something was wrong.
Wait, this person looks familiar. I took a closer look. Oh my god!
The name is the same! And why are the pages displayed so similar! That’s right! It’s the same person!
What! These 30 people are the same person!
OMG, this big drama queen used different pictures and introductions, but they were all himself!
Hold it in, don't laugh
After calming down, I saw that there was a fortune-telling function on the webpage.
The page says "Predict the name and photo of your soul mate."
Please enter your name:
Wait, after being tricked just now, there must be something fishy going on. Sure enough…
No matter what you enter, it will say "This is your soulmate" and will be accompanied by a photo of Sato Sho.
Suddenly I had a sense of déjà vu from an online novel. No matter how you choose, there is only one destined one, and that is "me".
This Sato Sho must be the biggest paying user of this website and a true RMB player.
Emmmm….
Can you guess the result?
When I was about to start looking through the razor blades I bought on Double Eleven, I found the following description on the website:
The general meaning is: Because I am not good at speaking, have no money and no courage to date the opposite sex, I thought of building a website to showcase myself, hoping to meet a girl who likes me.
And he said, "I didn't mean any harm, please forgive me."
Okay, it turns out to be a cute programmer...
As a cat lover who can draw comics and create such a weird website, has he found the person he likes? I searched the Internet for it with the mentality of watching the show.
Finally, I found this guy in a Japanese variety show called "Monday Night". Everything about him is in the video.
As for what the ending is, go and see for yourself.
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